That one night when America sadly has to realize they are not the only country on Earth

(Source: heysammy, via tellyleung)

r-a-d-i-a-n-tasthesun:

*Plot twist*

Dumbledore: “5000 POINTS TO THE UK!” 

(via the-starkster)

If Sweden wins, will the show take place in an IKEA store next year?

leftmyheartinlondon:

And everybody has to build their own chairs?

(via aaaaaaaaah)

For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.

(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it, via what-would-curt-do)

the-eleventh-blog:

next year everyone’s just going to put a bunch of confused pensioners on the stage to see if it works　

(via aaaaaaaaah)

catoniss:

the only reason the uk are last is because we like to be polite, and will therefore allow you to go first, and shall attend patiently behind because we have manners

(via snapeandstetson)

tellyleung:

WE GOT 5 

thebleeclub:

if i had a euro for every time the uk mentioned that they have the olympics, i could single handedly fix the eurozone crisis.

(via bradisourking)